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Friday, May 7, 2010

TGIF ~ Mothers Day Fun




So glad it is Friday....I can tell by everyones post what a busy week it has been and no doubt the weekend will prove to be even busier! I pray you have a blessed weekend, and a Beautiful Mothers Day! Won't you come join us over @ Kim's for Friday Funnies!

Funny quotes for MOthers Day.... enjoy :)

My Mother taught me about 'anticipation.'
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me to 'meet a challenge.'
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me 'logic.'
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

My mother taught me about 'hypocrisy.'
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the 'circle of Life.'
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about 'behavior modification.'
"Stop acting like your father!"

11 comments:

Girly Muse

These sayings are hilarious~ my favorite is the "Don't exaggerate" one!

It's hilarious how we start hearing ourselves saying those Mama sayings...I do a whiplash at my own self sometimes...WHAT did I just say?! hahaha

Have a wonderful weekend. Hope you're spoiled rotten and get some rest in there too. Love you!

The Real Me!

YUP! I learned those things from my mother too! LOL!
Have a great weekend and Mother's Day my sweet friend.
Kim

RCUBEs

Love those! Thanks for making me laugh. I need it. Thank you for your prayers. Happy Mother's Day to you sister Loren and may the Lord bless you richly. Be strong in the Lord's mighty power!

Darcie

I love these...I have seen these quotes before and they make me laugh and smile every time!

Have a beautiful Mothers Day weekend Loren. You are one beautiful and loving momma...it shows!

Debbie

HAHAHA I LOVE this...and every mom can surely identify...Have a WONDERFUL Mother's Day Loren! HUGS

Joyfull

Too funny! Perfect for Mother's Day. I have received many of these and although I said I would not do it, I have been known to say a few of these! Happy Mother's Day!

Saleslady371

Very funny! Happy Mother's Day to you, also, Loren! Love you too!

Denise

Thanks for making me laugh. Have a wonderful Mother's Day.

Andrea

I remember the days when I was a kid when my brother would sit in the backseat repeating "Mom...Mom....Mom...Mom..." until Mom would say..."WHAT?!" Now I catch myself doing the same thing with Emma. Usually it is when I am trying to focus on driving!

Cotton Blossom

Love the new blog look!

My children could have written today's funnies...OH NO... What will they write when they have blogs of their own someday???!!!

Andrea

Hope you have a beautifully blessed Mothers Day.
Hugs, love, and prayers,
andrea

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