My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
-Erma Bombeck-

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
-Rhonda Hansome-

"The phrase " working mother " is redundant."
-Jane Sellman-

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." - Erica Jong-


"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
-Roseanne Barr-

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
-Jennifer Unlimited

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." -Eleanor Roosevelt-

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
-Catherine Aird-

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse." -Lily Tomlin-

"Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows."
-Jennifer Unlimited-



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BEAUTIFUL MOTHERS DAY WEEKEND!