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Friday, September 3, 2010

TGIF


Top 10 or so ways to Annoy People ;0)~

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Sniffle incessantly.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Name your dog "Dog."

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

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17 comments:

Girly Muse

hahaha these are all good and very annoying...

this is the one that stood out, though...


If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

!!! hahahahaha, hilarium! :)

thanks for the good laughs, loren! have a wonderful day. love you.

Steph T.

LOL! Lynn Hill has a dog named "doggie" I am pretty sure. I think that is so so funny! All of them crack me up!

Angel

Too funny!! Do you remember Kelly having a dog named Dog!! I think he still does!!

RCUBEs

"Speak only in a "robot" voice."

A particular incident with an inmate who had a voice box replaced with a machine, brought this to mind. I was refusing to see him on sick call because I couldn't understand him. Seriously, he sounded like a robot. But my co-workers were rolling on the floor. I guess, they saw my facial expression and I never turned down any sick call, when usually, I just get up and see the sick inmates. Not at that time.

Have a great weekend sister. Love and blessings.

Susan

This was so funny. So nice to meet you.

And I do this often;

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles!!

The Real Me!

LOL! Those are good. I may have to try a few! Hee! Hee!
Happy Friday my sweet friend!!
Kim

Kathy C.

LOLOL...I love these! oh! I am really liking the tapping on the glass eye one, wouldn't that just be freaky? :)
Happy Friday dear friend!!!

Darcie

I love how my post seem to always correspond with your Friday Funnies! Hope you have had a beautiful summer Loren, and a great Labor Day hopefully awaits you as well.

Lookin' forward to getting back in the blog groove here soon. :-)

The Not So Perfect Housewife

Too funny..

I think I do a good job annoying people just with my sarcasm.. LOL!

Have a great weekend!

Renee

Okay, if anyone actually did these things, it would do far more than annoy people... it would confirm to their friends that they are in fact CRAZY!! LOL :)

Have a great day!
Renee

He & Me + 3

You are too funny. I always have my husband place the order at the drive thru window and tell him to say "it's to go". LOL
That is so fun.
Have a great weekend!
Hugs,
Mimi

Denise

You make me smile, love you.

McCrakensx4

Thanks for all of the giggles! Too fuuny. Licking all of the food...so something my boys would do! And I have had someone leave the copy machine all out of whack like that; I have come to the habit of hitting clear first thing now!! Oh and I knew someone who named their dog 'CAT'!

Beth E.

This list reminds me of things teenage boys do...too funny! lol

Joey

You really are fun!
Joey

Pain to Purpose

That's what YOU think!

That one made me laugh out loud!

jayayceeblog

They all either made me laugh or simply cringe, but the one that really got me was tapping on your glass eye with a pen. Yikes!!!

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