Kim hosts Friday Funnies and today is Thanksgiving Edition soooo enjoy and please go visit Kim and enjoy some laughs today ~ You will be glad you did :)
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
You've ever re-used a paper plate.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
Your secret family recipe is illegal.
You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
Happy Friday everyone!
15 comments:
LOL!!! Yeah! I loved those! I guess we aren't as redneck as I thought. Ha! Ha!
Happy Friday my sweet friend.
Kim
Loren,
You know more than half of these made me seriously cringe with fear and then other made me bust out with laughter!
Love the reusing a paperplate and a set of bowl with Cool Whip on the side. Now I have options for if I need extra dinnerware! Thank you!
Love and Hugs ~ Kat
Love your humor, my friend. These made me giggle out loud. Have a wonderful pain-free day.
Always praying for you!
Mary
Oh Loren that is too funny. cracking up over them all. The cool whip bowls. LOL
Hmmm....I've done FIVE of them! Oh, and FYI...Cool Whip bowls are the perfect size for salads! Plus, they come with lids, so you won't spill on your way back to the table (as you're leavin' the ironing board buffet) ;-)
I guess I must be a Redneck after all! lol
LOL, A couple of those, I though "Oh boy I could see my boys doing that and thinking that it's funny!" Does that make me a red-neck? haha
So funny, lol
Lol! LOL!!!!!! Tooooo funny!!!!! Loved it! The re-used paper plates are just toooo much!
Thanks for a great laugh!!!
Mary
This is funny stuff. Reading it made me think of my "growing up days" back in Oklahoma and also the movie,"O Brother Where Art Thou."
Vienna sausage sounds good...Didn't think of it as appetizer...LOL...Take care of your shoulder and may you have a wonderful, blessed weekend. Blessings and love to you awesome sister and friend!
BTW, that shoulder massage sounded soooo good!!! But thank you for your prayers. I surely feel strong every time, knowing that I have a lot of prayer buddies covering my back!!! To God be the glory!
Those are great, however I never thought about using the ironing board for more space, hummmmm LOL.
Oh no! Vienna Sausage as an appetizer, ewwwww!!!! :) LOLOL
That's a great list, thankfully, I don't have to admit to any of them,LOL
Well, I'm a little offended that you have labeled my bayou folks as rednecks. I really think you spied on us and recorded what we do! WE ARE NOT REDNECKS, WE ARE LOUISIANANS!!
BTW, really love your blog and gleaned some great ideas for MY new blog. If you have time, I'd love you to stop by and say hi. But then it may be too hi-brow for you and your crew.
LOL and blessings,
Patti
www.pattilacy.com/blog
Okay seriously... do you have a ping pong table I can borrow? I am in dire need of a larger than life table for our family Thanksgiving on Sunday at MY house! Yikes! I love your list!!!
Thanks for stopping by Taking Heart! Hope to see ya around!!!
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